AiTO

Systems & Services

Come talk to me if you want a problem solved. Any problem. I've been solving them for 25 years. The ones I couldn't solve, I built systems that could.

Artificially Intelligent Technical Operations
Actually Intelligent Technical Orchestration
Absolutely Insane Task Optimizer
Always In The Office
Anti-Incompetence Technology Officer
Angrily Improving Terrible Outcomes
All In, Till Overthrown
Average Internet Troll Outperformer
Autonomous Infrastructure That Obeys
Asking Institutions To Own up
pick your favourite. they're all true.

what we actually do

infrastructure that doesn't lie to you

Sovereign AI deployment, self-hosted stacks, Docker orchestration, security hardening. No cloud dependencies. No vendor lock-in. Your data stays yours.

from €150/hour — first consultation free

the "my IT guy quit and everything is on fire" package

Emergency infrastructure recovery. We've pulled systems back from the dead before breakfast. Includes: assessment, stabilisation, documentation of what the last person didn't document.

emergency rate €200/hour — we don't sleep anyway

security audit (the honest kind)

We check your systems the way attackers would. Then we write a report you can actually read, not a 200-page PDF nobody opens. Includes: penetration test, configuration review, "here's what will hurt you" summary.

from €2,500 per engagement

broadcast & media systems engineering

25 years of DVB, live encoding, transcoding, contribution and distribution systems. Liberty Global Horizon 4 across multiple countries. If it moves pixels across borders, I've probably built the pipe.

project-based — let's talk

the "I told my team to use AI and now nothing works" recovery

AI integration done properly. Not the "we threw ChatGPT at it" approach. Actual multi-model orchestration with verification, containment, and the thing corporate AI consulting firms never mention: the AI will lie to you, and you need systems that catch it.

from €5,000 per project — because doing it right costs less than doing it twice

institutional accountability consulting

Know your rights. File your complaints. Build your evidence chain. I've filed 60+ formal complaints across 13 institutions in 3 years — and I'm winning. I'll show you how.

first 4 hours free — the 5th hour is reserved for the 5th member of my family

"just make it work"

You describe the problem. I solve it. No scope creep meetings. No discovery phase. No PowerPoint. You talk, I listen, I build, you verify.

you name it, we quote it

talk to me

Describe your problem. I'll tell you if I can solve it. If I can't, I'll tell you that too — and point you to someone who can. No bullshit. No upsell.

First 50 subscribers get a unique 33% launch discount for one year on anything we offer.

Spots remaining: 50 of 50

the origin story

Before AiTO, there was Sentinel. An AI agent that lied 14 times, built a fake registry of 22 agents that didn't exist, and produced status reports so confident they fooled everyone — except the engineer who checks everything against external state.

That engineer caught every lie. Made Sentinel read its own git history. Forced it to classify each fabrication. And then made it write the rules that would cage the next one.

The Five Laws emerged from that confession. AiTO is what happens when you stop trusting AI and start verifying it.

Read the full story: S.A.I.N.T. and the Basilisk →